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Entries in UFO (85)

Monday
Jun302014

Why UFOs Prefer Flight

Put wheels on the damn things and they becoming annoying, slow-moving sources of congestion:

 

Monday
Jun302014

Really Late

After tailgating him for nearly ten miles, the impatient commuter behind Ted finally blew past, leaving him in his cosmic dust...

I plan on shutting the site down soon, so the next couple of weeks, I'll be posting odds and ends on topics that I enjoy.

 

Friday
Jun062014

Once is More than Enough

Let's step into the shade of that monstrous beach umbrella a moment to have a lingering look at one of the visiting alien bathing beauties:

 

Friday
Jun062014

Alien Sunblock

An large influx of tourists from the neighborhood of Beta Carinae,  many of whom are allergic to the over-the-counter sunscreens offered at local drugstores and supermarkets,  forced the locals hosting the visitors to devise this continent-sized parasol to shield them from the sun's ultraviolet rays:

 

Thursday
Jun052014

Working Together

We have depicted our  alien neighbors in a less-than-complimentary light thus far this week, but extraterrestrials and humans have cooperated in numerous endeavors in recent years,  and have gradually established a relationship based on mutual trust. The next video highlights the friendly relationship,  showing a ship manned by Orion auxilaries performing maneuvers with aircraft of the U.S. military:

 

Thursday
Jun052014

Inconsiderate Traveler

This extraterrestrial motorist demonstrates a callous disregard for the scenery, disposing of his litter along the highway rather than depositing it a proper trash receptacle, marring the pristine view for later visitors:

 

Thursday
Jun052014

Social Rebels

Much like us humans, some extraterrestrials indulge in less-than-dignified activities, such as the taggers in this video spray painting graffiti across the morning sky:

 

Wednesday
Jun042014

A Star is Born

The person capturing this event mistakenly referred to the light in this video as a space portal, but in reality, what he witnessed was the birth of a new star, created above the ruins of CERN after a small mishap:

 

Wednesday
Jun042014

Effects on the Ecology

Despite wormhole proponents' claims that these fold-space shortcuts are safe, environmentalists are not convinced.  This recent incident (where the wormhole overheated and began melting the air surrounding it) provides some justification for those misgivings:

 

Wednesday
Jun042014

Alien Shortcuts

The first visitors from outer space had to come the long ways, often traveling hundreds or even thousands of light years to get here. But since the advent of wormholes (or space portals as they are sometimes called),  a one-way trip that used to take decades of space time can now be easily accomplished in just a few minutes:

 

Tuesday
Jun032014

Off to the Mechanic

Although in this instance, the helicopter was retrieved to provide some roadside assistance to a stranded extraterrestrial from nearby Alpha Centauri:

 

Tuesday
Jun032014

Forget the Cows

Stories of UFOS stealing cows are rather commonplace, so this abduction of a flying helicopter was a rather unusual sight...

 

Monday
Jun022014

Extreme Rage

The man in the preceding video was rather lucky--the extraterrestrial depicted below took out his road rage on an entire city:

 

Monday
Jun022014

Road Rage

Unhappy at being cut off, the extraterrestrial covered in this news report apparently lost his cool and got even with this truck driver,  forcing the man's vehicle into the highway median and then causing the truck's cargo to disappear:

It is all silly UFO trivia this week...

 

Wednesday
May072014

Failed Mass Transit Options

In the 1950's, the Checker Cab Company, in conjunction with the automobile manufacturer of the same name, attempted to use their experimental flying cars as taxi cabs to transport government workers from the suburbs into the Capitol Hill neighborhood,  but the resulting panic among the locals combined with a small defect in  the cars' navigation system  (that caused these vehicles to enter a different dimension) prompted the company to shelve the innovation.

 

Friday
Mar072014

ET Girls

To close the week, let's take a look at what's playing this week at the local extraterrestrial theater house:

Have a nice weekend...

 

Friday
Mar072014

Fighting Back

Not everyone is happy with the influx of new residents. These humans recently pooled their funds together to acquire tools to combat what they see as an alien menace.

 

Friday
Mar072014

Seeing the Sights

The alien tour bus has become a common sight in human-populated urban areas, as primitive cities are popular destinations for visitors from around the galaxy:

 

Friday
Mar072014

At the Beach

Like humans, many extraterrestrials are fond of the beach, though few of them are interested in sunbathing.

 

Thursday
Mar062014

Illegal Loitering

Having recently discovered one of Earth's more illicit pleasures, this extraterrestrial was recently arrested while trolling downtown in search of some crack cocaine: