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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.0.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 13:41:59 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/"><rss:title>Distortion</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/</rss:link><rss:description></rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2008-11-23T13:41:59Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.0.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/23/when-artichokes-sleep.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/23/why-men-enjoy-a-windy-day.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/23/consequences-of-a-vegetarian-sleep-disorder.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/22/large-seed-pod-sightings.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/22/pirate-television.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/22/flying-wings.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/22/saturday-cartoons.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/22/important-moments-in-film.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/22/fairy-tales-for-electrical-appliances.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/21/ancient-film-babes-another-glimpse-at-the-mystery-lady.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/21/large-superheroine.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/21/mass-and-energy.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/23/when-artichokes-sleep.html"><rss:title>When Artichokes Sleep</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/23/when-artichokes-sleep.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Zoy Clem</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-23T11:00:17Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Animation</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>...they often have dreams of space travel and world conquest, similar to the one depicted in the video below:</p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/23/why-men-enjoy-a-windy-day.html"><rss:title>Why Men Enjoy a Windy Day</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/23/why-men-enjoy-a-windy-day.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Zoy Clem</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-23T02:38:45Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Humor</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The answer is only a mouse-click away:</p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/23/consequences-of-a-vegetarian-sleep-disorder.html"><rss:title>Consequences of a Vegetarian Sleep Disorder</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/23/consequences-of-a-vegetarian-sleep-disorder.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Zoy Clem</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-23T01:29:44Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Satire Movies</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wayne was a strict vegetarian and quite smug about it, irritating colleagues, friends, and family members alike with his nagging criticisms regarding their eating habits and his perpetual sermonizing on the benefits of a meat-free vegan diet.&nbsp;</p>
<p>That changed the evening he overindulged on some leftover asparagus sticks and a three-day-old oil and vinegar salad, and then fell asleep on the living room couch while watching a horror movie on TV. To say he had a nightmare that evening would be a bit of an understatement--Wayne looked back on it afterwards as a revelation.</p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 80%;">No longer an ignorant, self-righteous plant killer, Wayne is now a strict carnivore and quite smug about it...</span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/22/large-seed-pod-sightings.html"><rss:title>Large Seed Pod Sightings</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/22/large-seed-pod-sightings.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Zoy Clem</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-22T23:23:25Z</dc:date><dc:subject>You Tell Me</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Like UFOs, large seed pods have&nbsp;been spotted throughout history, though&nbsp;few people have been willing to come forward and acknowledge seeing them, as the pods tend to disappear before they can be investigated. Recently, however, a scientific team was fortunate enough to document various encounters with these mysterious life forms, and capture them on film:</p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/22/pirate-television.html"><rss:title>Pirate Television</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/22/pirate-television.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Zoy Clem</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-22T15:12:14Z</dc:date><dc:subject>You Tell Me</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This guy hijacked a couple of television stations in the Chicago area today in 1987. Here is the broadcast:</p>
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<p>Yeah...it gets bizarre there at the end.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/22/flying-wings.html"><rss:title>Flying Wings</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/22/flying-wings.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Zoy Clem</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-22T14:36:46Z</dc:date><dc:subject>History Technology Aircraft</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A black project that was initiated in 1979 comes to the public eye today in 1988, when the first prototype of the B-2 <em>Spirit</em> was unveiled. Its flying wing design made it unique among other operational strategic bomber aircraft, although it was not the first such vehicle to take flight. We'll start things off this morning showing a video tribute dedicated to the B-2...</p>
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<p>...followed by a filmed test flight from the 1940's of its predecessor, the YB-49, which was first dreamed up by Jack Northrup...</p>
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<p>...although Northrup was not the originator of the flying wing idea. Here is another example from 1926:</p>
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]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/22/saturday-cartoons.html"><rss:title>Saturday Cartoons</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/22/saturday-cartoons.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Zoy Clem</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-22T11:00:44Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Cartoons</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We haven't seen the RAG's favorite pixie in some time, and since Michael Jackson no longer owns Never Never land, we figured it was safe to visit and look up <strong>Tinkerbell</strong>. To our amazement, we learned that she really doesn't much like that large person, Wendy. Here is a fan video focused on the rivalry:</p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/22/important-moments-in-film.html"><rss:title>Important Moments in Film</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/22/important-moments-in-film.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Zoy Clem</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-22T01:27:59Z</dc:date><dc:subject>The Elevator Isn't Stopping at the Top Floor</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, I don't know what it means, and&nbsp;I don't want to be enlightened. It <em>would</em>&nbsp;destroy the illusion.</p>
<p>Xiphon is a man: a warrior--a troubled soul plagued by self-doubt and outdated concepts of honor. But he has pledged his allegiance to&nbsp;the giant turtles of Tau Ceti, and must honor his vows, even if it means the <a href="http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/10/27/adjust-the-calendar-giant-turtle-invasion-date-moved-up-to-2.html">destruction of lovely Gaia</a> and all her children.</p>
<p>Sent here to&nbsp;transmigrate the ancestor of the giant turtles' greatest adversary, the time traveler <a href="http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/10/4/why-john-titor-couldnt-make-his-dental-appointment.html">John Titor</a>, into bits and pieces of floating fabric, Xiphon performs the deed without remorse but nevertheless has deep misgivings: suppose the woman had told him the truth?</p>
<p>Could he have truly chosen the wrong plane of existence? Was it really two planes up the road? &nbsp;</p>
<p>Warning: The film is somewhat long.</p>
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<p>John Titor is a time traveler from the year 2036, who plans to travel to the year 2000 to acquire an IBM 5100 portable computer (so that the game company, <em>Valve</em>, can finally release <a href="http://store.steampowered.com/sub/716/">Half-Life<span style="vertical-align: super;">2</span></a> Episode 3), but on his first attempt takes a wrong turn in AD 196 and ends up in the year&nbsp; 2011 instead: the date of the giant turtles' arrival.</p> 
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/22/fairy-tales-for-electrical-appliances.html"><rss:title>Fairy Tales for Electrical Appliances</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/22/fairy-tales-for-electrical-appliances.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Zoy Clem</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-22T00:33:43Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Cartoons Surrealism</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Electrical appliances everywhere love&nbsp;sentimental technology tales, and even the plugged-in Generation X devices enjoy a telling of <strong>The Brave Little Toaster</strong> now and then, so&nbsp;it's never a bad idea to show this film around the house on a regular basis, if only to&nbsp;keep&nbsp;your electrical appliances pacified. &nbsp;</p>
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<p>As everyone knows, happy machinery is productive machinery.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/21/ancient-film-babes-another-glimpse-at-the-mystery-lady.html"><rss:title>Ancient Film Babes - Another Glimpse at the Mystery Lady</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/21/ancient-film-babes-another-glimpse-at-the-mystery-lady.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Zoy Clem</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-21T23:39:33Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Movies Time</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Estelle Merle O'Brien Thompson</em>, known to moviegoers as <strong>Merle Oberon</strong>, was quite an intriguing lady, a mysterious beauty from the East who is best known for her role as Cathy in <em>Wuthering Heights </em>(released in 1939) with Laurence Olivier and David Niven.</p>
<p>Born in India in 1911 to an English-Sri Lankan mother, Oberon lived an impoverished early life in the city of Bombay, raised by her English grandmother (acting as her mother) and led to believe that her real mother was her elder sister. Her father was unknown. Throughout most of her later life as an actress, Oberon's background was purposely obscured. It wasn't until after her death in 1979 that some of the truth about her became known.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>
<p>So tonight I'll set the the EZ-FOLD portable time manipulator back a few decades and try to catch a glimpse of Merle Oberon in her heyday. Here are a couple of fan videos paying tribute this glorious ancient film babe, the first a tribute of stills, the second showing footage from Wuthering Heights:</p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>
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<br>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/21/large-superheroine.html"><rss:title>Large Superheroine</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/21/large-superheroine.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Zoy Clem</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-21T18:00:20Z</dc:date><dc:subject>The Elevator Isn't Stopping at the Top Floor</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don't know what earth would do without these large women to protect us:</p>
<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uTDMRFrDBDc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uTDMRFrDBDc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><br>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/21/mass-and-energy.html"><rss:title>Mass and Energy</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.blrag.com/stupid-meanderings/2008/11/21/mass-and-energy.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Zoy Clem</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-21T16:00:58Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Science History</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Albert Einstein publishes a paper describing the relationship between mass and energy (E=MC<span style="vertical-align: super;">2</span>) on this date in 1905. In the following video he talks about his formula:</p>
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