Rumors of War in Wingnoosha
It's Not Just Awful (It's kind of scary)
...when Left and Right get to the class struggle phase.
Conflict has once again broken out on the Internet. As of this moment, it hasn't yet come to a verbal nuclear exchange, but tense and jittery diplomats everywhere are wetting themselves in terror at the prospect of Winston and Redbeard pre-empting each other with dirty bombs of fiery rhetoric.
The Man from Plains was busy stirring up mayhem elsewhere, or he might have been of help in resolving this crisis. However, another illuminary--the Ed Sullivan of Politics--was available to greet the combatants and attempt to moderate.
Film (below): IN the left corner stands the Walloping Winston; in the right awaits Redbeard the Rock.
Note: Redbeard and Winston are actually great pals and blogging comrades-in-arms. They, and their drinking buddy the Straw Man, often shoot pool and drink cheap wine in the BL RAG Cantina. The three of them hope to one day debate before a much wider audience (if you really want to know: on Winston's favorite television show, Fox & Friends).


Friday, April 18, 2008 at 22:53
Reader Comments (3)
Ahem. Just to clarify, I'm the suave one with the wavy dark hair. And I won that fight, even though Frankie didn't seem to want to show that part. He's probably a commie.
Calling all bets... support your resident bookie!
Damn Straw Man can't drink to save his life.
We're forever having to pull his ass out from under the table and invent some lame explanation for the waitstaff.