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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong style="font-size: 200%;">Whoo... &nbsp;Kinky!</strong></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.blrag.com/smack-talk/rss-comments-entry-8751006.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>How Not to Hit and Run</title><category>Bad Drivers</category><category>Car Crash</category><category>Caught on Camera</category><category>Fail</category><category>Hit and Run</category><category>Wrecks</category><dc:creator>skinnydipinacid</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 21:01:41 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.blrag.com/smack-talk/2010/9/2/how-not-to-hit-and-run.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">220195:3641058:8755021</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Words cannot describe... &nbsp;so you'll just have to watch:</strong></p>
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<p>It seems to be getting to the point where liberals can't take even the simplest forms of criticism. &nbsp; Imagine how they're going to react come November 3rd?</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.blrag.com/smack-talk/rss-comments-entry-8751509.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Caption Obama - Part 2</title><category>Bicycle</category><category>Bike</category><category>Caption This</category><category>Caption This</category><category>Captions</category><category>Girl</category><category>Helmet</category><dc:creator>skinnydipinacid</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 13:00:12 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.blrag.com/smack-talk/2010/9/2/caption-obama-part-2.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">220195:3641058:8748471</guid><description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><img style="width: 500px;" src="http://www.blrag.com/storage/weenie-in-chief-on-a-girl-bike.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1283401889902" alt="" /></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong style="font-size: 120%;"><span style="font-size: 150%;">"Do these glasses make me look silly?"</span></strong></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.blrag.com/smack-talk/rss-comments-entry-8748471.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Nyjer Morgan Almost Lost His Head After Losing His Nerve</title><category>Anger</category><category>Baseball</category><category>Brawl</category><category>Charging</category><category>Chris Volstad</category><category>Clothesline</category><category>Fight</category><category>Gaby Sanchez</category><category>Marlins</category><category>Mound</category><category>Nationals</category><category>Nyjer Morgan</category><dc:creator>skinnydipinacid</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 13:00:00 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.blrag.com/smack-talk/2010/9/2/nyjer-morgan-almost-lost-his-head-after-losing-his-nerve.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">220195:3641058:8753246</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>And I couldn't be happier. &nbsp; I can't stand the guy. &nbsp; &nbsp;</p>
<p>Check out the video of him charging the mound, throwing a weak punch to the shoulder blade (or maybe he was swatting a fly by his ear), and then get LAID OUT by Florida's Gaby Sanchez who sprinted over from 1st base to Volstad's defense. &nbsp; &nbsp;</p>
<p>Trust me... it's pretty awesome:</p>
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<p>I can't decide which part was best... &nbsp;him getting blasted or him walking off with his arms raised like he didn't just get his face smashed in by the entire Marlins lineup. &nbsp; It's a tough call.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.blrag.com/smack-talk/rss-comments-entry-8753246.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Caption Obama - Part 1</title><category>Caption This</category><category>Caption This</category><category>Captions</category><category>Obama</category><dc:creator>skinnydipinacid</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 11:00:45 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.blrag.com/smack-talk/2010/9/2/caption-obama-part-1.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">220195:3641058:8748323</guid><description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><strong><br /><img src="http://media2.newsobserver.com/smedia/2010/08/31/22/1A-Obama-Iraq-0901_GFM1LCR67.1+Obama%20Iraq.embedded.prod_affiliate.156.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1283400834565" alt="" /></strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 120%;">"Love lifts us up where WE belong... &nbsp;where the Eagles... cry... on a mountain... &nbsp;high"</span></strong></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.blrag.com/smack-talk/rss-comments-entry-8748323.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Caption This Craziness</title><category>Caption This</category><category>Captions</category><dc:creator>skinnydipinacid</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 21:51:19 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.blrag.com/smack-talk/2010/8/26/caption-this-craziness.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">220195:3641058:8686353</guid><description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.dlisted.com/files/caption0820_3.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1282859578972" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>The producers were completely ecstatic when they heard that &nbsp;<br />Sarah Jessica Parker had finally signed on for Sex in the City 3</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: right;"><strong>(hat tip to <a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/38518">dlisted.com</a>)</strong></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.blrag.com/smack-talk/rss-comments-entry-8686353.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Today Is the Last Day I Complain About Traffic on the I-74 Bridge</title><category>Anger</category><category>China</category><category>Food</category><category>Road Rage</category><category>Traffic</category><dc:creator>skinnydipinacid</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 21:17:15 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.blrag.com/smack-talk/2010/8/24/today-is-the-last-day-i-complain-about-traffic-on-the-i-74-b.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">220195:3641058:8666171</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/OB-JR216_0824ct_D_20100824101722.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1282685015941" alt="" /></span></span>No wonder all those Chinese people run around on mo-peds... &nbsp; to get through this type of insanity:</p>
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<p><a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704125604575449173989748704.html?mod=WSJ_hpp_MIDDLETopStories">WSJ Online</a> - Traffic has been snarled along the outskirts of Beijing and is stretching toward the border of Inner Mongolia ever since roadwork on the Beijing-Tibet Highway started Aug. 13. The following week, parts of a major road circling Beijing were closed, further tightening overburdened roadways.</p>
<p>As the jam on the highway, also known as National Highway 110, passed the 10-day mark Tuesday, local authorities dispatched hundreds of police to keep order and to reroute cars and trucks carrying essential supplies, such as food or flammables, around the main bottleneck. There, vehicles were inching along little more than a third of a mile a day. Zhang Minghai, director of Zhangjiakou city's Traffic Management Bureau general office, said in a telephone interview he didn't expect the situation to return to normal until around Sept. 17 when road construction is scheduled to be finished and traffic lanes will open up.</p>
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<p>Wow, that's 3 1/2 weeks of road rage... &nbsp;keep that in mind on your way home tonight.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.blrag.com/smack-talk/rss-comments-entry-8666171.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Sometimes Captioning Is Just Too Easy</title><category>GLAAD</category><category>Keith Olbermann</category><dc:creator>skinnydipinacid</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 20:03:01 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.blrag.com/smack-talk/2010/8/24/sometimes-captioning-is-just-too-easy.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">220195:3641058:8662550</guid><description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><img src="http://www.blrag.com/storage/Olbermann Glaad 2.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1282657890585" alt="" /></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Since showing off his diploma <em>apparently </em>wasn't good enough...<br />...Keith Olbermann now just tells everybody how big his brain is.</strong></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.blrag.com/smack-talk/rss-comments-entry-8662550.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>California's Broke, Just Not THAT Broke</title><category>$578 Million</category><category>Los Angeles</category><category>Most Expensive</category><category>School</category><dc:creator>skinnydipinacid</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 13:32:55 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.blrag.com/smack-talk/2010/8/24/californias-broke-just-not-that-broke.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">220195:3641058:8662512</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>It's hard to cry for California when you<strong> </strong><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/22/robert-f-kennedy-communit_n_690497.html"><strong>read this</strong></a><strong>:</strong></p>
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<p>LOS ANGELES -- Next month's opening of the Robert F. Kennedy Community Schools will be auspicious for a reason other than its both storied and infamous history as the former Ambassador Hotel, where the Democratic presidential contender was assassinated in 1968. With <strong>an eye-popping price tag of <span style="text-decoration: underline;">$578 million</span></strong>, it will mark the inauguration of the nation's most <strong>expensive public school <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em>ever</em></span></strong>.</p>
<p>The K-12 complex to house 4,200 students has raised eyebrows across the country as the creme de la creme of "Taj Mahal" schools, $100 million-plus campuses boasting both architectural panache and deluxe amenities.</p>
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<p>Wow, what a bargain... at a cost of only <strong>$137,619 per student.</strong></p>
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