It's skinnydipinacid's world, everybody else just tries to make sense of it...
How Not to Hit and Run
Words cannot describe... so you'll just have to watch:
Bad Drivers, Car Crash, Hit and Run, Wrecks Another Anti-Obama Sign Brings Death Threats, Typical Claims of Racism
You decide if this is hateful:
It seems to be getting to the point where liberals can't take even the simplest forms of criticism. Imagine how they're going to react come November 3rd?
Billboard, Death Threats, Embarrassed, Obama, Racism, Sign, Yet 
Nyjer Morgan Almost Lost His Head After Losing His Nerve
And I couldn't be happier. I can't stand the guy.
Check out the video of him charging the mound, throwing a weak punch to the shoulder blade (or maybe he was swatting a fly by his ear), and then get LAID OUT by Florida's Gaby Sanchez who sprinted over from 1st base to Volstad's defense.
Trust me... it's pretty awesome:
I can't decide which part was best... him getting blasted or him walking off with his arms raised like he didn't just get his face smashed in by the entire Marlins lineup. It's a tough call.
Brawl, Charging, Chris Volstad, Clothesline, Gaby Sanchez, Marlins, Mound, Nationals, Nyjer Morgan Caption Obama - Part 1
"Love lifts us up where WE belong... where the Eagles... cry... on a mountain... high"
Caption This, Captions, Obama Caption This Craziness
The producers were completely ecstatic when they heard that
Sarah Jessica Parker had finally signed on for Sex in the City 3
(hat tip to dlisted.com)
Caption This, Captions Today Is the Last Day I Complain About Traffic on the I-74 Bridge
No wonder all those Chinese people run around on mo-peds... to get through this type of insanity:
WSJ Online - Traffic has been snarled along the outskirts of Beijing and is stretching toward the border of Inner Mongolia ever since roadwork on the Beijing-Tibet Highway started Aug. 13. The following week, parts of a major road circling Beijing were closed, further tightening overburdened roadways.
As the jam on the highway, also known as National Highway 110, passed the 10-day mark Tuesday, local authorities dispatched hundreds of police to keep order and to reroute cars and trucks carrying essential supplies, such as food or flammables, around the main bottleneck. There, vehicles were inching along little more than a third of a mile a day. Zhang Minghai, director of Zhangjiakou city's Traffic Management Bureau general office, said in a telephone interview he didn't expect the situation to return to normal until around Sept. 17 when road construction is scheduled to be finished and traffic lanes will open up.
Wow, that's 3 1/2 weeks of road rage... keep that in mind on your way home tonight.
Sometimes Captioning Is Just Too Easy
Since showing off his diploma apparently wasn't good enough...
...Keith Olbermann now just tells everybody how big his brain is.
GLAAD, Keith Olbermann California's Broke, Just Not THAT Broke
It's hard to cry for California when you read this:
LOS ANGELES -- Next month's opening of the Robert F. Kennedy Community Schools will be auspicious for a reason other than its both storied and infamous history as the former Ambassador Hotel, where the Democratic presidential contender was assassinated in 1968. With an eye-popping price tag of $578 million, it will mark the inauguration of the nation's most expensive public school ever.
The K-12 complex to house 4,200 students has raised eyebrows across the country as the creme de la creme of "Taj Mahal" schools, $100 million-plus campuses boasting both architectural panache and deluxe amenities.
Wow, what a bargain... at a cost of only $137,619 per student.
$578 Million, Los Angeles, Most Expensive, School