An April Fool
Monday, March 5, 2012 at 14:05
Lenny

Oh, if I were just an April fool,

Then I'd be wise all the rest of the months.

I'd buy the right stocks,

Put on the right socks,

Eat my bagels with lox,

And be as cunning as a fox.

 

                          Leonard Samuel Goldberg

                               03/30/2006 (c)

 

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