That's a Fine Howdoyoudo!
Friday, September 23, 2011 at 11:02



You have reached the ABC Company Customer Service Line,

Listen carefully, as our menu has changed.

Press 1 if you believe you bought a defective product,

Press 2 if you have a question about a bill,

Press 3 if you want to join our awards, bonus points, free mileage, or discount club.

Press 4 if you are having a bad hair day,

Press 5 if you are out of patience,

Press 6 if you are about to scream,

Press 7 if you have finally calmed down,

Press 8 if we have given you a large headache,

Press 9 if you wished you hadn’t call the Customer Service Line,

Press 0 if you want to speak to a live person.

We at Company ABC hope you enjoy the rest of your day.


                                                                Lenny Goldberg ©





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