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The BL RAG is dedicated to the idea of free expression, thus we welcome and encourage reader  commentary on current events and issues, music, sports, or other topics of interest, no matter what one's political leanings or worldview.

  

Site Management:

Front Page Section Editors: Machiavelli, Skinnydipinacid, and Redbeard

Miscellanea Editor: Zoy Clem

Poetry Editor: Lenny

Music Editors: see schedule below

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Site Editors: Skinnydipinacid and Zoy Clem

Maintenance Man: Master Admin Dude

 

Alumni:
Eric Olsen, Fornax, GrayRider, Winston, Jimmmco, and WesMorgan1

 

KRAG Music Section Schedule:

Sunday - Jgeagle5

Monday - Rhythm & Truth

Tuesday - Machiavelli

Wednesday - GrayRider

Thursday - Skinny

Friday - Fornax

Saturday - Zoy Clem

On-call - Schwabman

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Friday
Sep232011

That's a Fine Howdoyoudo!

 

 

You have reached the ABC Company Customer Service Line,

Listen carefully, as our menu has changed.

Press 1 if you believe you bought a defective product,

Press 2 if you have a question about a bill,

Press 3 if you want to join our awards, bonus points, free mileage, or discount club.

Press 4 if you are having a bad hair day,

Press 5 if you are out of patience,

Press 6 if you are about to scream,

Press 7 if you have finally calmed down,

Press 8 if we have given you a large headache,

Press 9 if you wished you hadn’t call the Customer Service Line,

Press 0 if you want to speak to a live person.

We at Company ABC hope you enjoy the rest of your day.

 

                                                                Lenny Goldberg ©

                                                                       9/13/2011

 

 

 

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