10,000 BC
I think there were only a couple reasons I wanted to see this movie. First, I hoped it would look great on BluRay. Second, it had a saber tooth tiger in it... what's not to like about that?
(note to self: please up your standards!)
Perhaps I wanted too badly to actually like this movie, but in the end I reflected on it and felt this... does Hollywood REALLY write new scripts with each movie? Or does it recycle crap from other movies and change the special effects. Is there a blockbuster template out there somewhere that they're hiding from us?
I felt this Apocolypto flashback slowly coming over me, although it wasn't a happy flashback. Definitely not as good as the first time I swallowed that style of movie. Perhaps it was the week dialogue, the ho-hum story-line or the Jurassic Park style (and partially cheesy) special effects, but something caused this movie to just not do it for me. Probably great for your everyday Yagahli tribesman, desperate for entertainment because you just melted from the ice age... this might just do it for you then.
I'm going to give this of 10....
but on a percentage scale...
yeah... 10%
(that means 10 out of 100... equivalent to 1 out of 10... you silly Yagahli Neanderthals!)


Tuesday, July 1, 2008 at 01:28
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And for the record... we are the #2 result on Google when you type in the word Yagahli... score! This sight is soon to be overrun by prehistoric Turkish tribespeople. (because tribesMAN would be sexist)
Was there nekkididity? If so, not a total loss.