test,test only-Two policemen, one a rookie, the other an older red neck cop, were
making their rounds through a lover's lane type of spot, when they
spied a very young couple fooling around in a tent.

"Cletus, what should we do?" The rookie cop always deferred to his
more experienced partner.

Cletus spat some tobacco juice on the ground. "Bo, we tell the little
punk to scram, and then we have some fun with little Miss Purty, or
we throw 'em both in jail. That's what we do!"

Cletus told Bo to go first, and Bo did.

The boy ran off into the woods and Cletus watched the tent shake,
rattle and roll for the next ten minutes.

The girl didn't seem to be too upset that her little boyfriend was gone
either!

Bo came back to the car zipping up his uniform, and Cletus went
drooling to the tent.

Cletus entered and said, "Now, little girl, you're gonna find out what
it's like with a real man."

From under the blanket, Cletus heard an incredulous familiar voice
say, "Daddy?"