This guy's back (sorta)... rest up and prepare for a fat dosage of Skinny.
Right now I'm dealing with a boss that decided to go snowmobiling at the last snow of the year and break his ankle, wrist, etc., leaving him bedridden and me stranded with a large workload... but he'll be healed and back soon enough, so bear with me.
We also got a wonderful thing at my work going on right now called "data recovery" after watching 2 of our server's hardrives fail, so that's been a blast. I haven't even had access to my work email in weeks now. We've been taking care of business the old school way... actually meeting with and talking to people. Scary stuff.
I also need to pass out some slightly overdue digital cigars to ya'all in celebration of my newest addition to the family (yes... 4 girls later and I still haven't stopped procreating), this time in the form of a healthy baby boy named Wrigley (go CUBS!!). Now, if he'd just start sleeping a little more... zzz....

So this little stogie goes out to all my digital friends here at the BL Rag...
Enjoy!
Granted...
It's no Drew Estate ACID Cold Infusion Tea cigar (mmm.... delicious) which I've been handing out at a tear-jerking rate, but I hope it gets deemed a suitable substitute until we all meet someday and are capable of sharing my leftovers of the real thing...
... assuming there ARE any leftovers.
(don't bank on it)
Donation for my vasectomy can be sent to my Pay Pal account. Here you go liberals... now's your chance to stop a man from raising even more future Conservatives.
In the meantime have a great weekend and let the celbratory trash talking commence!