Courtesy of yet another desperate e-mail from Barack Obama's campaign asking us to donate more money for a chance to hang with Barack... in his house... on his b-day August 4th... YIPPEE!!
B: Girls, we donated all your birthday presents to my future election campaign
but on the bright side, we're going to let you eat cake! Does that sound FUN?
M: Ooooh, yeah... about that. The cake's actually fake. It's made up of plastic
but maybe we can talk Mrs. Ayers into whipping up a nice fruit & veggie tray!