Lost Innocence Open

And when was your first time...?

Have a chaste weekend and post what you like.

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[Tijuana]

We may have her to thank for this: GALLUP: ROMNEY 51%, OBAMA 46% Again, as of today.

You go girl!

But then again when you look at the obama and biden campaign stump speeches it's almost like they are trying to lose. In his latest, biden was talking about the Romney "$500" trillion dollar tax cuts. And obama is just making a fool of himself. It must be truly painful for the left to have to watch this. :-)

[Tijuana]

"FATHER OF SLAIN SEAL: OBAMA ADMIN 'MURDERERS OF MY SON'"

The evidence proves him right. According to the latest, requests for help were denied three times "during the attack."

[Duff, man]

Did the concept for this ad come from the Putin re-election advertisement?

Russian version shown here.

Depicting voting for Obama as a first-time-sex concept does have some parallel truth to it.
Both are acts which can make you feel good for a moment but can cause regret.

[Duff, man]

Iowahawk always come through, this is an Iowahawk tweet quoted from the Daily Caller:

David Burge@iowahawkblog

For Democrats this year, voting will be like sex. Awkward, embarrassing, with lots of crying afterwards.

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2012/10/26/i-think-lena-dunhams-obama-ad-is-great-and-she-should-do-a-bunch-more-just-like-it/#ixzz2ARJITbOD

[Thomas Miller]

Zoy;

Your killing me with this picture as the front for the Weekend Open. I watched it earlier and quickly realized it was the dumbest political ad ever made and associated with Obama for life.

[skinnydipinacid]

The first time I "voted" was with a stoned, big-tittied girly who (like me) was not technically old enough to "vote", but what else is there to do in rural Iowa on a Friday night? My "polling station" was conveniently located in the hatchback of my $500 Pontiac Sunbird. The urge to vote occurred at a bonfire not exactly overwhelmed with warm bodies, so I guess that's why the line wasn't very long, and when it got down to filling out my ballot there wasn't many options to choose from. I walked out of the booth slightly dissatisfied (apparently she was hurting too bad to "complete her ballot") and wishing I had "voted" with a different candidate.

I would imagine that's how many people that voted "for the first time" for Barack Obama back in 2008 feel today... regret they in no way wish to feel again.

[skinnydipinacid]

Iowahawk always come through, this is an Iowahawk tweet quoted from the Daily Caller:

David Burge@iowahawkblog
For Democrats this year, voting will be like sex. Awkward, embarrassing, with lots of crying afterwards.

What? No abortion the week after?

[skinnydipinacid]

The only people that wouldn't be pissed off over this kind of news are the types of people that have no idea what an AC-130 is. It literally would have tore some serious shit up.

Unfuckingbelievable!

[RedBeard]

We need to know precisely who gave what orders, on whose authority, and how high that authority reached. If stories like this are true, I want the scalps of those responsible.

[RedBeard]

The CIA has stated clearly that reports of the agency telling anyone to stand down are false. Now the question is who did refuse to send help.

[skinnydipinacid]

Report also stated that the CIA's not even up for re-election...
... so who in the hell else could it possibly be?

(seriously Dems... clue us in here... is Obama throwing this election?

[RedBeard]

Answer the question, Mr. President. It wasn't phrased with words too big for you to understand. It was a very simple question.

There are only two possibilities here. Either Obama is covering for gross incompetence in his administration, or he's covering for deliberate malfeasance in his administration that got our people killed. If he really doesn't know yet who is responsible, he falls under the gross incompetence angle. Either way, this dissembling behavior is completely unacceptable in a commander-in-chief.

My "hope" is for a real "change" involving an election in which stupid, or ill-informed, or dogmatic leftist voters are outnumbered by those who know we have to get rid of Obama to keep this once-great republic from going over the cliff.

[RedBeard]

Hey, here we go. Finally, after the unacceptable deaths in Benghazi, the Prez faces tough questioning from an investigative journalist. It's about friggin' time.

[Thomas Miller]

"At the photo-op staged for the returning caskets, Obama et al. seem to have been too focused on their campaign needs to observe even the minimal courtesies. Charles Woods says that at the ceremony Joe Biden strolled over to him and by way of condolence said in a “loud and boisterous” voice, “Did your son always have balls the size of cue balls?”

So President Dead-Fish Hands and Slo' Joe put on the fake condolences for the returning heroes. As for Biden it's gone beyond him being an everyday duffus to being mentally unstable. Biden is unfit to be Vice President of the United States.

[Winston]

Good article, Tom; I particularly like the line

preening buffoon of pseudo-blue-collar faux-machismo

which seems to me to capture the essence of George W. Catastrophe pretty well.
“As for Biden it's gone beyond him being an everyday duffus to being mentally unstable. Biden is unfit to be Vice President”
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Thomas Miller]

Winston;

You can be your usual DF, we get it and roll with it. As for the dead soldier and Biden using a crass expression during the father's grief only furthers the understanding that Biden truly a fool. With the revelations coming out from one of his aides on how petty and mean he is to those who work for him, it only reinforces besides being a fool he's also a thug. Most thugs are punks which surely fits Biden. Your continual comparison to Bush Administration is comical, didn't we all suffer under those $167 billion dollar deficits and 4.5% unemployment? History won't be kind to your one-term boy. He's a cold empty suit that will be forever associated with incompetence, arrogance and laziness.

[Winston]

History won't be kind to your one-term boy.

You never disappoint, Tom. Repulsive as ever.

[Thomas Miller]

Maybe Winston, Choy or even kwawk can tell us when to expect Obama's next "Virgin Sacrifice" campaign commercial for The One?

[Winston]

As far as the fainting-couch routine on this ad is concerned, I’m thinking the days Nooshanz™ get serious traction on their indignant hissy fits of fauxtrage du jour have come and gone. Try to imagine this is Barack Obama instead of Mitt Romney chortling while Meatloaf and fellow idiots butcher one of America’ best-loved patriotic songs. The bellyaching and feigned “shocked and appalled” would never stop. It’s always f***ing OK if you’re a f***ing Republican, isn’t it?

[Thomas Miller]

Oh' I get it; white guys are called "your boy" all the time but it's racist to apply it to Barry. Whatever; he's one-term punk destined to be associated with Presidential failure for the rest of his life.

[Thomas Miller]

All I'm saying, no praying is please oh' please Obama Re-Elect Campaign 2012 there is no Michelle Obama "First Time" campaign commercial coming.

[Winston]

You don't even KNOW any normal people, do you?

[skinnydipinacid]

Has Obama run out of people to blame Benghazi on? CIA? Nope... Petreaus made it clear they didn't stand in the way. The SEALs? Nope... they defied orders to stand down and went in / out like heroes. Lack of planning? Nope... forces were ready to roll, just needed the A-OK. No air support? Nope... asskicking AC130 in the air and ready to destroy anything targeted.

Obama has stepped in it big time. Not even throwing Hillary under the bus will work go around. I'm actually surprised Bill Clinton hasn't officially come out and stood up for his wife. He may be the only powerful Democrat left smart enough to realize they could still salvage this party in a few years with Hillary on the ticket, however to do so they'd have to call out SCoaMF for what he is... a miserable failure, not only to America, but to the Democrat Party as well, before he drags Hillary down right along with him.

(Personally, I'd rather see the latter)

[RedBeard]

Winston, pull your pointed little head out of your backside, boy.

[Winston]

Redneck, are you acquainted with any normal people? At all?

[Thomas Miller]

"Today, Gallup’s seven-day likely voters poll shows Mitt Romney leading by five points nationally, 51-46. This has not changed since yesterday. The much bigger news is that Obama’s approval rating seems to be tanking: In the last couple of days, per Gallup, Obama’s approval rating has dropped five points, and his disapproval rating has increased by the same number. This leaves the president underwater, 46-49, which continues a downward trend. On Wednesday, Obama’s approval rating was 53 percent."

Supposedly Americans all along could forgive Barry for his incompetence due to the fact he was "liked." Well, not so much anymore. If he got the GWB MSM treatment he would be somewhere in the hi-teens range right now.

[Winston]

When you guys gonna figure out the "polls and media are liberally biased" and "media report that polls show Romney is roaring back" routines are not compatible?

[RedBeard]

That boy Winston sure is a determined one.

[Thomas Miller]

At the end of the day even the MSM polls have to "adjust" their polls to reality or look like total fools post-election. One bright spot for libs, it looks like no matter that she lied about her Indian heritage and tried cases in MA without a law license; Fakeahontas of the Moe, Curly and Shemp haircut tribe is up on Scott Brown 5%. I have no idea what MA is thinking but for f**ked up dem Senators see AL Franken*.

* Stole 2008 Senate election in Minnesota.

[Thomas Miller]

Ah' yes as we close in on the election of 2012 the Golden Oldies of 2009 are coming back for review. Do we all remember that nauseating Hollywood actor "Pledge" to Obama. LOL. Reason T.V. went back to review those pledges and not unlike an Obama promise, those pledges feel pathetically short. Diddy said he "Pledged" to turn the lights out when he left a room. Well he has six homes and a jet. Huh; I think the light is on with nobody home in one of those six homes. Ashton Kutcher & Demi; what dweebs. Say no more. If you Google the video it looks like a f**king SNL skit. Remember this; having lived in L.A. I can tell you movie & T.V. stars are for the most part idiots.

[Winston]

A little something for Grayphony.

[Thomas Miller]

Winston;

Yeah the word is "RETARD." I said it.

Looks like one the Seals dad's wants to confront Obama. How's that going to play out the last ten days? I'm sure the same MSM that backed Cindy Sheehan will be there for the Seals.

Guilty pleasure alert; tweaking HuffPo posters. OMG, 50% are looking for a bunker to hole up in. The other 50% will retort anything you say with one of the following; George W Bush, Dick Cheney, Koch Brothers, Tea Party and Rush Limbaugh. I'm going to hell, it's f...ing funny to make fun of them . You can tell it's dawning on them their f**ked.

[RedBeard]

Hey GrayRider! That boy Winston is at it again.

[skinnydipinacid]

How can you guys joke at a time when Meatloaf is butchering America the Beautiful with Mitt Romney just sitting there watching, laughing the whole time? It's as if Mitt Romney just rolled up his sleeves, grabbed that axe and cut the head off America and then mutilated its lady parts afterwards just to rub it in on the middle class and give a good chuckle to his uber-rich friends.

Were there blacks in the crowd, Winston?

Was it a hate crime?

[skinnydipinacid]

In other news... (and in the fashion of liberal polls flipping Romney's way)
... the Des Moines Register endorsed Mitt Romney.

Think it had anything to do with the editors being told what they could/could not report on at their newspaper or do you think it's because the (primarily Democrat-friendly) people that work there are so gosh darn racist?

[Duff, man]

Very surprised the Register would endorse Romney.
In the article Skinny linked to it lists their Presidential endorsements over the years.
Prior to this endorsement of Romney, the last time the Des Moines Register endorsed a Republican, I was in my last year of delivering Des Moines Registers door-to-door, in 1972.
40 years ago, wow. Please excuse me, I just realized I need to go out to buy some Geritol.

[RedBeard]

I won't use the word "retard" to describe Joe-Joe Biden, because there's nothing wrong with his IQ. It's how he chooses to use his brain that makes him so much fun to ridicule. He seems dedicated to making a fool of himself by speaking first, and thinking later. Well, at least he's entertaining, if not good for anything else.

The latest? Joe-Joe is out there campaigning in Virginia for "Tom" Kaine. That would be fine, except "Tom" isn't running for anything. "Tom" Kaine is apparently the imaginary friend of Tim Kaine, the actual Dem candidate for Senate.

Maybe Joe-Joe made this goof on purpose, as a way of deflecting attention from his recent claim that Romney would offer 500 "trillion" dollars in tax cuts to the rich.

Way to go, Barry O, King of the "Internets." You sure picked a winner as a running mate. But none of this matters, because Democrats get free passes on all gaffes. Unimportant. Irrelevant. Let's move on.

[skinnydipinacid]

I'm loving some of these "First Time" parodies.

[skinnydipinacid]

... and liberals, when are you gonna learn, you do NOT FUCK with another man's vehicle?

I thought Hollywood already covered this.

[skinnydipinacid]

Another class act by liberals on a fine Sunday.

[Thomas Miller]

Skinny;

With less than two weeks until the election, dems know their losing and their taking their frustration out in infantile thuggish behavior. We see it every election.

[Tijuana]

Skinny, that first parody was hilarious. As far as the vandalism goes, I'm afraid that may be a sign of things to come when "the one" gets crucified on November "2nd." I really hope I'm wrong about that.

[Thomas Miller]

I loved Travolta's Malibu in Pulp Fiction. I attend car shows and without exception the late 60's muscle cars always draw the crowds. I can see Skinny in his Malibu crusing up at Lake Okoboji.

[skinnydipinacid]

If they're this childish before the election I can only imagine how stupid they'll act afterwards.

[GrayRider]

A little something for Grayphony.

Proof positive. Ann Coulter is as small, disgusting, insensitive, degrading and uncompassionate as you are. Good catch.

[RedBeard]

Gray, its a sign of mental illness, I know, but it's interesting how Winnie thinks he is absolved by pointing out another obnoxious and insulting person. "See? Ann Coulter said a bad thing just like I enjoy doing, so that makes me a good boy." Or something. Twisted.