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"I don't know you guys... this bag seems awfully light.
This may buy you a Senate seat wherever you come from,
but around here this is hardly enough for a parking space."
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"I don't know you guys... this bag seems awfully light.
This may buy you a Senate seat wherever you come from,
but around here this is hardly enough for a parking space."
Reader Comments (8)
"When I said 'Bring me the head of Willy the mail boy,' I was KIDDING!"
Skinny, I can't top yours. Perfect.
Also, I think I've figured out whu Blago's wife uses the "f" word so liberally, and seems so angry. Blago didn't steal enough. I mean, if you're gonna be a crook, don't steal a bag of chips; go for the seven figure pots.
I didn't see a comb in there. Hey, George, do you have an extra comb?
Oh...I'm holding this for William Jefferson...
" I'm off to the Cubs game with this bag of rabbits feet. Still wish us luck."
"What bag? I don't see a bag. Do you see bag?"
"A bag is a f**king valuable thing! I'm not just going to give it away!"
"I keep my spare Kennedy-esque hairpieces in this bag."